You add the punch line.

Rev. Steve · Cannabis Sacrament Minister Joined: 17 Nov 2003 Posts: 200

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb. Or better yet, how many politicians does it take to open a bandaid? Laughing

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject: Re: You add the punch line.

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**Rev. Rodger L. Poole** · Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject:

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one...He holds the bulb in place, and expects the world to revolve around him..... Rolling Eyes

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**Torkel** · Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:33 am Post subject:

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zero · Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:35 am Post subject:

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

During an election year, one. Any other time they cant be bothered to do anything for anyone.
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Echo · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject:

how many politicians does it take to open a bandaid?

NONE.

There are millions of politicians worldwide. As every politician has got its own views on how to open a bandaid and will make at least an hour long speech about it, the bandaid will stay unopened.

**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:02 am Post subject:

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