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Echo
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 Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:26 pm Post subject: Women's Personal Ads |
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This is for a laugh 
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish.............................49
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...........................Small chest
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.................On Prozac
Free spirit........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun................................Annoying
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned......................No BJs
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.........................Sloppy drunk
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat
Large frame........................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want..
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Fyrefly1
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| Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Funny... 
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Mystic Power
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| Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Funny and....true.
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Romadon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Mystic Power wrote: |
| Funny and....true. |
..............For sure. 
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Lilli
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| Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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huh uh
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Romadon
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| Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:14 am Post subject: |
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| Lilli wrote: |
| huh uh |
Ok Lilli, what are you really saying here? Is it huh uh or uh huh?  Not sure I even know what it means either way you put it or if it even matters but is it yes, it is funny and true, or no, it's not true, but funny anyway?
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Lilli
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| Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:22 am Post subject: |
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I say huh uih
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Romadon
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| Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:28 am Post subject: |
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| Lilli wrote: |
I say huh uih |
Well, I'd probably say nuh-uh for no and uh-huh for yes and don't even know if it's yes or no you are saying in the first place. I guess it wouldn't matter even I thought I knew, I wouldn't really.
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Lilli
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Romadon
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Better watch out ladies, us men now have in our possession the technology necessary to decipher at least some of your secret codes by incorporating the use of an Enigma machine. The way I understand it the number below may represent the number of possible combinations of yes and no and their corresponding meanings. And here I was worried.
3,283,883,513,796,974,198,700,882,069,882,752,878,379,955,261,095,623,685,444,055,315,226,006,
433,616,627,409,666,933,182,371,154,802,769,920,000, 000,000
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Kate
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| Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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you better start worring again because by the time that that machine thinks it has us figured out we would have created a whole new system!!!
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