Win A Trip To Orlando

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If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong
with you... Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing
this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in
Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The
game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they
are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
"yes," he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game,
however, several months ago made the Windy City drop to its knees with
laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how
it all went down:

DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

DJ: Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if
you win. What is your name? First only please.

Contestant: Brian.

DJ: Brian, are you married or what?

Brian: Yes.

DJ: Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.

DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.

Brian: Sarah.

DJ: Is Sarah at work, Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?

Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work.

DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Brian! Stay with me here!

Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...

DJ: Question #2 - How long did it last?

Brian: About 10 minutes.

DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake.

Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.

DJ: Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I, well...

DJ: This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?

Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for
a couple of weeks...

DJ: Uh huh...

Brian: ....and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: On the kitchen table.

DJ: Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's
work number and call her up. You listen to this.

(3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?

(touch tones... ringing...)

Clerk: Kinkos.

DJ: Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?

Clerk: This is she.

DJ: Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.

Sarah: (laughing) A couple of hours?

DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
any answers away! or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
MateMatch?

Sarah: No.

DJ: Good!

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?

Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
honest.

DJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Sure.. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answ ers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando, Florida for 5 ! days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to
the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?

Sarah: Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: What time?

Sarah: Around 8 this morning.

DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?

Sarah: 12, 15 minutes maybe.

DJ:! Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Where did you have it?

Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?

Brian: Just tell him, honey.

DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?

Sarah: Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and.. .

DJ: Come on Sarah... where did you have it?

Sarah: In the ass...

(long pause)

DJ: Folks, we need to take a station break
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