why God invented menapause

Lilli · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:54 am Post subject: why God invented menapause

Why God invented menopause :

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman was able
to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to
visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby
now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby
now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we hav

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."
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PotSmokingFiend · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:02 pm Post subject:

LMAO!!!

nice one lilli Laughing

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BabyBuD · Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:50 am Post subject:

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