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Jackie Cannabis Sacrament Minister

Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Posts: 32 Location: amsterdam
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject: why do man like... |
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Why do man like big tits and tight pussies? because they have big mouths and small dicks.  _________________ cannabis sacrament priestess |
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zero Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 1579
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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funny.
and whats that uselss piece of skin attatched to the vagina that no man likes?
Oh yeah, the woman  _________________ www.shoutwire.com
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"I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed." |
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Rev.Gregory Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 08 Dec 2004 Posts: 114 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Rev.Holden Greene Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 482 Location: us
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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aww man thats rottren.  _________________ "look...the people you are looking for are the people you depend on.we cook your meals , we haul your trash ,we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances,we guard you while you sleep"
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Stokes Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 1426 Location: PA
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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aww man thats rottren.  |
Only if she doesn't bathe regularly. _________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where love is, there God is also.
-Mahatma Gandhi |
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RogerChristie Cannabis Sacrament Minister.

Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 1098 Location: Hilo, Kingdom of Hawai'i
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:23 am Post subject: :-O |
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Hey there,
Aloha. How's it going? I thought this was a "jokes, games and funnies" page? It's slipping too close for (my) comfort to reading and feeling like a segment of Jerry Springer! ("Not that there's anything wrong with that." :-)
Be nice. Please. Mahalo.
Love and respect to one and all,
Roger
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sara Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 29 May 2003 Posts: 448
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:36 am Post subject: |
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Thanks you Roger for respecting. it remainded me why I'm a drop-out.  |
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Rev.Gregory Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 08 Dec 2004 Posts: 114 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:06 am Post subject: |
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| Why do man like big tits and tight pussies? |
Actually i think i have a logical explanation for this. It is man's instinct to be attracted to the hourglass shape of a woman therfore we are attracted to those nice big tits, as long as they are proportional to the hips, mmm i like big butts and i can not...
Also, a tight lady = more pressure(for both partners) and just feels damn good. what can i say...  |
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zero Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 1579
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:03 pm Post subject: Re: :-O |
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| RogerChristie wrote: |
Hey there,
Aloha. How's it going? I thought this was a "jokes, games and funnies" page? It's slipping too close for (my) comfort to reading and feeling like a segment of Jerry Springer! ("Not that there's anything wrong with that." :-)
Be nice. Please. Mahalo.
Love and respect to one and all,
Roger
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You're right. We are suppose to be ministers here.
I would like to let all the women know that, contrary to the joke, I believe you are not just a worthless piece of skin, but are instead productive members of society with valuable ideas that can make a real contribution to this planet and your very presence here makes this world a better place in which to live for all concerned.
and for the record, there is something very wrong with every segment of Jerry Springer. _________________ www.shoutwire.com
www.spikedhumor.com
"I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed." |
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Echo Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Posts: 1899 Location: England
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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| sara wrote: |
| Thanks you Roger for respecting. it remainded me why I'm a drop-out. |
Don't be so tight up Sara, I am sure you would have one or two jokes to make me laugh in private  _________________
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Well I know what’s right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin’ me around
But I’ll stand my ground and I won’t back down
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sara Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 29 May 2003 Posts: 448
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| hey, you can joke what ever you like! |
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zero Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 1579
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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I know a few really bad jokes that would probably get me banned. _________________ www.shoutwire.com
www.spikedhumor.com
"I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed." |
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Don Quixote Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 547 Location: london
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:28 am Post subject: |
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i walk softly
but i carry a big stick
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Torkel Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 1396 Location: West Virginia, USA
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:54 am Post subject: |
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^  _________________ Miller vs U.S. (230 F 2nd 486,489): "The claim and exercise of a Constitutional right cannot be converted into a crime."
Miranda vs Arizona (384 U.S. 436, 125): "Where rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be no rule-making or legislation which would abrogate them."
HAGANS vs LAVINE (415 US 533 N-3,note 5): "Once JURISDICTION is challenged it must be proven by the Plaintiff." |
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Don Quixote Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 547 Location: london
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject: famous chauvanistic insults |
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ok
please remember these are not my own works (i aint that clever !)
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" i am not denying that women are foolish.God almighty made them to match men " - George Elliot
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"Women was Gods second mistake" - Friedrich Nietzche
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" A mother takes 20 years to make a man of her boy and another woman makes a fool of him in 20 minutes " - Robert Frost.
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" why , doctor , i do believe you prefer the company of men to that of we ladies " said an un-named woman speaking to dr. Johnson ...
" Madam you are mistaken.i like their beauty , i like their vivacity , and i like their silence " - replied dr. Johnson
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" most women are not as young as they are painted " - Max Beerbohm
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... and i wonder why i am single !
PEACE.
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