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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:32 pm    Post subject: why do man like... Reply with quote

Why do man like big tits and tight pussies? because they have big mouths and small dicks. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny.

and whats that uselss piece of skin attatched to the vagina that no man likes?

Oh yeah, the woman Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aww man thats rottren.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rev.Holden Greene wrote:
aww man thats rottren.


Only if she doesn't bathe regularly.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:23 am    Post subject: :-O Reply with quote

Hey there,

Aloha. How's it going? I thought this was a "jokes, games and funnies" page? It's slipping too close for (my) comfort to reading and feeling like a segment of Jerry Springer! ("Not that there's anything wrong with that." :-)

Be nice. Please. Mahalo.

Love and respect to one and all,

Roger


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks you Roger for respecting. it remainded me why I'm a drop-out. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why do man like big tits and tight pussies?

Actually i think i have a logical explanation for this. It is man's instinct to be attracted to the hourglass shape of a woman therfore we are attracted to those nice big tits, as long as they are proportional to the hips, mmm i like big butts and i can not...
Also, a tight lady = more pressure(for both partners) and just feels damn good. what can i say... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:03 pm    Post subject: Re: :-O Reply with quote

RogerChristie wrote:
Hey there,

Aloha. How's it going? I thought this was a "jokes, games and funnies" page? It's slipping too close for (my) comfort to reading and feeling like a segment of Jerry Springer! ("Not that there's anything wrong with that." :-)

Be nice. Please. Mahalo.

Love and respect to one and all,

Roger


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You're right. We are suppose to be ministers here.

I would like to let all the women know that, contrary to the joke, I believe you are not just a worthless piece of skin, but are instead productive members of society with valuable ideas that can make a real contribution to this planet and your very presence here makes this world a better place in which to live for all concerned.

and for the record, there is something very wrong with every segment of Jerry Springer.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sara wrote:
Thanks you Roger for respecting. it remainded me why I'm a drop-out.


Don't be so tight up Sara, I am sure you would have one or two jokes to make me laugh in private Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, you can joke what ever you like!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a few really bad jokes that would probably get me banned.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i walk softly

but i carry a big stick

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:35 pm    Post subject: famous chauvanistic insults Reply with quote

ok

please remember these are not my own works (i aint that clever !)

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" i am not denying that women are foolish.God almighty made them to match men " - George Elliot

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"Women was Gods second mistake" - Friedrich Nietzche

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" A mother takes 20 years to make a man of her boy and another woman makes a fool of him in 20 minutes " - Robert Frost.

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" why , doctor , i do believe you prefer the company of men to that of we ladies " said an un-named woman speaking to dr. Johnson ...

" Madam you are mistaken.i like their beauty , i like their vivacity , and i like their silence " - replied dr. Johnson

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" most women are not as young as they are painted " - Max Beerbohm

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... and i wonder why i am single !


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