White House Breakfast

**Torkel** · Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject: White House Breakfast

Found posted on another forum:

White House Breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...

"It's pronounced quiche."

Peace,
Torkel
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Officer · Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject:

I think this falls under the "Its funny 'cause its true" category Laughing

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**Ferre** · Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:31 pm Post subject:

this is from another forum as well..

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.

The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."

Nixon goes: "f*ck the women."

Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time?"
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**Torkel** · Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject:

^^

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Miller vs U.S. (230 F 2nd 486,489): "The claim and exercise of a Constitutional right cannot be converted into a crime."

Miranda vs Arizona (384 U.S. 436, 125): "Where rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be no rule-making or legislation which would abrogate them."

HAGANS vs LAVINE (415 US 533 N-3,note 5): "Once JURISDICTION is challenged it must be proven by the Plaintiff."