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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:55 pm    Post subject: Weird sex laws from around the world Reply with quote

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Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home.


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In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.


police rofl

found here:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Weird sex laws from around the world Reply with quote

I knew they could only be in America... Laughing


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Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home.


yikes

Makes you wonder who ratted 'em out.... Shocked

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In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.


So then....is it OK for Minnesotans to have sexual relations with a dead fish...? ...or is that covered under some necro-pisceo-philia clause?

I could mention necro- equestrian-flagellation, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Weird sex laws from around the world Reply with quote

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In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.


Even more disturbing....someone felt a need to pass that law.

No wonder they do their ice-fishing in little private huts! Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try www.dumblaws.com Very amusing, but scary what dumb crap makes it into law.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No wonder they do their ice-fishing in little private huts!


"OMG!!! What do you think he's doing in there with that heater, all that beer and All those fish...oh my!......there ought to be a law!"
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.


Illegal sex paraphanelia ? Operation sex dreams? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Operation Peek Through the Window to Catch em in the Act, more like it... Wink

Or, Operation-View Of Your Ex's Uninterrupted Relish of Sex....

Operation Voyeurs, for short... Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In American myth, the Puritans came here from Europe seeking religious freedom.

In reality, I suspect they were asked to leave.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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!......there ought to be a law!"


Surely, some of the most dangerous words ever uttered on the planet. That phrase causes so much more damage, heart-ache or just plain inconvenience than real crimes.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were taught that in fact the Puritans were kicked out of Europe because of their beliefs....
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suspect most laws have been enacted because some old "poopy pants" was offended by someone elses freedom.....

Boy, does that sound familiar.....
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a state law in Arkansas that a woman can not eat a pickle whilst she is setting on a porch with her feet up on the bannister. Question Laughing Yes its true.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just what was she doing with that pickle besides eating it, I wonder? Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl Or how was the person offended or thinkig of when this law waS made
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lilli wrote:
rofl Or how was the person offended or thinkig of when this law waS made


OMG! Shocked Someone needs to call the Thought Police! Shocked

Either them or old Poopy Pants and his Anti-Pot-Progressive-Thinking-Squad. In his case maybe someone should outlaw thinking, period.

Actually that might not be so bad in my case either since this thinking business can be extremely painful at times. You know what they say, No Brains = No Pain. And I'm quite sure it's true. Laughing Problem is, I'm thinking, No pleasure either. Sad
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