Vets report pets on marijuana

Pepper · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:35 pm Post subject:

People panic when their pet eats marijuana and can't walk. It's as if marijuana actually causes harm. No, your pet is just very stoned and would like to take a nap. smash

zero · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:51 pm Post subject:

I blow smoke into my spiders cage.

I've always wondered wether or not she gets high.
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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:50 pm Post subject:

"Fuckin' Labrador ate my stash, man!"
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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject:

**Urbanhog** · Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:13 am Post subject:

My dog, Sheila, a Fox Terrier X Staffishire Terrier cross, who passed away couple of years back.

Sheila actually got really stoned.

Wasn't my fault....lol I left a plate of cookies on the table while I was answering the door.

I came back with a friend that I opened the door for, and find the plate of cookies half missing...... like about 10-12 cookies gone. Sheila must have jumped on the chair and grabbed a "several"... bloodly bitch Smile

Thought myself.... OH FUCK! because I made 20 cookies with 30 grams of average cannabis buds... yes extremely utterly potent and lethal dose that only half cookie was plenty for myself. Because I smimmered the Butter for ages with pot, because back then, I was experimenting on making "lethal cookies".

ABout 90 minutes later..... she was on the floor, breathing very very slow, just practially wasted and smashed as fart, eyes sort of going funny as if you really dizzy. Her tongue was sticking out sideways. Just can't walk and she pissed herself.

I was kinda worried.... because of the potency of these cookies and the size of the dog and the amount she consumed......

So swallowed my pride, hide all my stash and other stuff out of my house just in case the vet reported to the RSPCA or some animal protection shit or cops for animal crulety, while I wasn't cruel to my dog, I loved her to bits.....

So took her to the vet... and the vet automaticlly knew what was the problem was before I even I opened my mouth, seems the vet has seen plenty fo stoned pets in his time. He just put her on drip to keep her hyrated, and some other shit to stop her from feeling dizzy and havin some kind of loose bowel/bladder.

12 hours later... she was fine, just bit slow for couple of days......
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