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Ferre
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 Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:55 pm Post subject: Thermodynamics of Hell |
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Thermodynamics of Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given
on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor
shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion,you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people
do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell
has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell
will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell
before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence
of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
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Great mind! 
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As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion,you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people
do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
well worht the read, thanks for finding that 
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Rev. Chazman
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I almost ALWAYS pass on reading the "jokes" posts... This one im glad I read. Thnaks for posting it Brother Ferre.
Its very funny.
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