The Stoned Monkey

**Torkel** · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject: The Stoned Monkey

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a jpint

, when
a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a jpint

, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have nother
jpint

.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to
get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a jpint

with his new monkey friend. He
then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the
jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a jpint

.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUCCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

Peace,
Torkel
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4_Bob2Marley_0 · Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 11:43 am Post subject:

lol.....
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4_Bob2Marley_0 · Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 11:44 am Post subject:

how much water did you drink
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5 Euros coins die and come knocking on the heaven`s door and God

opens the door for the coins asking "What do you want ?". The penny Euro

coin says "may I go into paradise ?". God says "yes you can, come in and

live eternaly". Then the dime Euro coin dies and comes to heaven's door,

"knock, knock", God opens the door, "Oh it`s you, come in, join your

other 5 coin brothers and sisters". Then a paper 10 dollar, Euro bill, dies

and comes to God and says, "May I come in to join these coins ?" and

God starts to think and scratces his beard for a while and then says

Madly, "Go to hell and burn !!!, you evil paper, I never saw you before ,

nah, not in my churchs for sure."

> No one gives real big paper currency, money to the church !!!!
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