The Letter

**Torkel** · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject: The Letter

The Letter

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed nicely made and everything picked up off the floor. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

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Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing this letter.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice, even with all her piercings, tattoos and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will be very happy even though you don't care for her as she is
much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now, one of my dreams too. Barbara taught me that Marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for Aids so Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it...!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

P.S. - Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which is in my desk, center drawer. I love you! Call when it's safe for me to come home.

Peace,
Torkel Wink

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zero · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject:

thats fucking aweome
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