The False Prophet, The AntiChrist, & The Beast

**aeroplane**

Hello everyone,

Put a name or a face to these ultimate evil cartoon-like characters:

The False Prophet, The AntiChrist, & The Beast

Based on their words, actions, and/or cartoon-like features (bulging muscles or bugling ears) I suspect GWBush to be the Antichrist and Schwartzeneger is the Beast, but I can't place the False Prophet yet. Maybe Blair. He looks like a cartoon.

Your ideas Question

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:07 am Post subject:

...or any fear-mongering TeeVee preacher.
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Stokes · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject:

Lilli · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject:

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject:

And Walmart.

Just thought I'd throw that into the mix. Laughing

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Lilli · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:

Yes let's not forget Wallyworld!
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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:03 pm Post subject:

OK. The False Prophet, The AntiChrist, & The Beast walk into a bar...

The False Prophet has a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "Where'n the hell you find that thing....?

The parrot says, "On basic cable. There are thousands of 'em."
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**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:24 pm Post subject:

George Bush walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder

The bartender says 'hey you can't come in here with that monkey'..

The monkey says "who you callin' a monkey...'

rofl

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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject:

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zero · Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:54 am Post subject:

I want to be the anti christ.

not the beast, and the false prophet doesnt sound right for me.

yes, ill choose the anti christ. But only if it means i get to dominate the world.
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**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:59 am Post subject:

Wouldn't that be great!

Everybody would do what I tell 'em!

Things would get better, things would then get worse, then they'd all gang up and kill me........ Sad

Well, so much for being an anti-christ!

Laughing

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**aeroplane** · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:33 am Post subject:

I've got it! The False Prophet is Billy Graham. He's the wise-ass that told Bush to listen to the voices in his head because it's the voice of God, and now look what's happened.

I'm not religious, I just wanna praise the lord. Hallelujah! Thank you GW for taking our sins upon thee... Twisted Evil

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:51 am Post subject:

**aeroplane** · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:00 am Post subject:

Yep! And I keep thinking I'm going to wake up from this really bad mescaline trip one of these days only to discover I imagined the past 5 years.

And that's why I say it can't be real. These guys are too much like the comic book villians. Rolling Eyes

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:07 am Post subject:

Well...I've only had really good mescaline experiences.... so I'd have to liken it to ....oh....say....a three-day tequila drunk wherein you've only eaten microwave popcorn and licked peanut butter off a spoon.

Only worse. rofl

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