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Ferre
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What is the difference between GOD and George W. Bush?
Answer :
GOD does not think he's George W. Bush.
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Echo
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Well I know what’s right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin’ me around
But I’ll stand my ground and I won’t back down
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Lilli
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| Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahahahahaha that was right on bro.
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indicaspice
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Good one.
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Boojum
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What's the similarity between God & George W Bush?
Dubbya can't spell either of their names without an advisor.
(OK, lame I know, but the best I could do  )
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And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
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roney
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arf arf!!  Good one. just read this and thought it was apt.
Humor is a gateway to wisdom
~ by Dr. Michael Beckwith
Humor is a gateway to wisdom. Walk through it and you will master a
spiritual skill that will create space between you and the fictional
character you call yourself. It will put the smile of Buddha that
is in your soul upon your face.
so lets get cracking with those gags folks..not now though cos its hometime!!!yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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Lilli
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When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a
day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar........and the beer.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar
was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space
between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognise that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your
health, your friends, your favourite passions -- things that if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
your car. The sand is everything else-the smalls tuff.If you put the sand
into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the
golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on
the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important
to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your
partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean
the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the
things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that: -
No matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of
beers."
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