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Kate Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 319 Location: boynton beach, florida
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:56 pm Post subject: Test for Dementia |
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Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took
for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely
not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again !
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE
IN YOUR LIFE! |
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Romadon Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Posts: 870 Location: Indiana - USA
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:09 pm Post subject: Re: Test for Dementia |
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| Kate wrote: |
Test for Dementia
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(Running backwards, standing still or you been drinking rocket fuel and are a whole track length ahead).
You're not very good at this! Are you?
(No, not Really).
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
(Yes Teacher).
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
(Yes Teacher).
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
(Yes, I did).
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely
not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
(I doubt it).
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again !
(Oh, now I got it).
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
(I don't know. Im blind and can't see the question).
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE
IN YOUR LIFE! |
_________________ "The world's religions have done more to harm humankind than to help it."
('ELOHIM 'AH_VAH)
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Fyrefly1 Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 2209
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Good one Romadan! _________________ Fyrefly1
"All truth passes through three stages: first it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third it is accepted as self-evident."
Arthur Schopenhauer, 19th Century Philosopher |
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