Straight from CNN

[aeroplane]

***NEWSFLASH***

This is reporter Aero Plane imbedded near Christiania, Denmark, the world's oldest living happy hippy commune and where smoke was seen rising around 10:00 a.m. from the vicinity of the graveyard which had been known as "Pusher Street". Immediately, Copenhagen's vigiliante Politi closed in with an overwhelming show of force in an attempt to "Shock & Awe" the holiday shoppers who have been forced to resort to buying methods better used to find a prostitute.

This reporter could not just stand by idle as the stormtroopers dragged away the innocent. With a stone in hand, this reporter etched into the ground "Politi = Terrorist" which every stormtrooper had to march over. Suddenly, without warning, a female SS stopped and read my message. As she cast a smile and a wink my way, I thought maybe there was a hope. Then I realized she was actually pretty cute for a cop. Then it dawned on me. She was probably just horny.

This is Aero Plane reporting from the frontlines with CNN, the Cannabis News Network.
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug
should not be more damaging to the individual
than the drug itself."

US President Jimmy Carter

[aeroplane]

***NEWSFLASH***

This is reporter Aero Plane imbedded near Christiania, Denmark, the world's oldest living happy hippy commune and where smoke was seen rising around 10:00 a.m. from the vicinity of the graveyard which had been known as "Pusher Street". Immediately, Copenhagen's vigiliante Politi closed in with an overwhelming show of force in an attempt to "Shock & Awe" the holiday shoppers who have been forced to resort to buying methods better used to find a prostitute.

This reporter could not just stand by idle as the stormtroopers dragged away the innocent. With a stone in hand, this reporter etched into the ground "Politi = Terrorist" which every stormtrooper had to march over. Suddenly, without warning, a female SS stopped and read my message. As she cast a smile and a wink my way, I thought maybe there was a hope. Then I realized she was actually pretty cute for a cop. Then it dawned on me. She was probably just horny.

This is Aero Plane reporting from the frontlines with CNN, the Cannabis News Network.
_________________
"Penalties against the possession of a drug
should not be more damaging to the individual
than the drug itself."

US President Jimmy Carter

[Stokes]

Thank you Aero ... now back to our THC newsdesk in Amsterdam.
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Where love is, there God is also.

-Mahatma Gandhi