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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Shrimp Running On A Treadmill With The Benny Hill Theme Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, looks like he could use a hook through his back and should be hanging out of a big fat redfish's mouth!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brother Adam wrote:
Heh, looks like he could use a hook through his back and should be hanging out of a big fat redfish's mouth!


I'm soooo glad I'm not the only Carnivoure around here!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh man....I can sit on a dock all day long. Sometimes all weekend long. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I too could sit on a dick all weekend long. opps my keyboard is broke. I meant to say dock. geez... Laughing Laughing Laughing I tried to get my cat to walk on the treadmill he just laid down. thats some shrimp. He looks tasty.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

malloryjade wrote:
I too could sit on a dick all weekend long. opps my keyboard is broke. I meant to say dock. geez... Laughing Laughing Laughing I tried to get my cat to walk on the treadmill he just laid down. thats some shrimp. He looks tasty.


Ooooookkkkk.....

Shocked

Gotta make sure the little shrimp is in good shape for the BBQ!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

malloryjade wrote:
I too could sit on a dick all weekend long. opps my keyboard is broke. I meant to say dock. geez... Laughing Laughing Laughing I tried to get my cat to walk on the treadmill he just laid down. thats some shrimp. He looks tasty.


Heh...I'm trying to come up with a response to that which doesn't equate to "cyber-flirtation," but I'm failing miserably. So here instead is a poem I wrote in creative writing...

I find you intoxicating,
My hunger knows no bounds;
I would that I may drink from you,
I would that I may empty your cup, and fill it yet again.
My breath is short and ragged,
Blood pounds within my ears.
So powerful is my desire,
I am frozen within its fire.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a quality poem Erik. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, my wife said it sounds like either I'm a vampire, or just extremely horny Smile
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