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Ferre
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 Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:33 am Post subject: Redneck sex education |
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One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior's 21 years old now" It’s about time we teach him about sex".
Ma said "ya know pa your right".
So pa said to junior "hey junior come on out to the porch for a second".
so junior came on out to the porch, Junior says "ya pa whatcha want".
Pa said "junior it’s about time we teach you about sex".
Junior said "sex what's sex".
Pa turned to ma and told her to take off her clothes, so ma does, and she does a spread eagle right there on the porch.
Pa says to junior "see that hole in ma? watch this". So pa starts going at it with ma.
In the mean time juniors brother comes out to the porch, he’s 18 and says, "Junior what's ma and pa doing".
Junior says "their teaching me about sex".
Junior’s brother says "sex what's sex".
Junior says "see that hole in pa watch this".
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Fyrefly1
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| Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:59 am Post subject: |
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Hahahahahahapapapapapayayayayayayayaya...................... 
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Lilli
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TSRev.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:28 am Post subject: |
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...The day after Junior got married his Pa caught him out behind the barn masturbating.
Pa said "Dang it all, Junior! I told you that was what your new wife was for!
And Junior said " I know Pa!, but her little 'ol arm gets tired too fast!"
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Fyrefly1
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Nice finish......
Can you think of another one...?
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TSRev.
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Nice finish......
Can you think of another one...? |
OK, I'll bite...
One day Junior Redneck wandered into the local watering hole, The "Lowborn Longhorn"looking for a barley pop or two.
He found his cousins G.W. and Johnny"The Snake" arguing about why their penises have heads on them.
"It's for the mans pleasure!!", said Snake.
"It's for the womans pleasure!" said G.W..
Junior said;"Shut up you two morons!, yer both wrong! The head is on the end so yer hand don't slip off!" |
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Fyrefly1
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waldo125
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how does a red neck mother know when her daughter is on her period ?????her sons dick taste funny
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