Real tenants complaints

Lilli · Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:36 am Post subject: Real tenants complaints

These are a few genuine extracts from council house tenants
complaining to the council about problems with their houses!!!

My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it.
He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can't take it anymore.
It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

And their 18-year-old son, called Carl (editorial rights), is
continually banging his balls against my fence.
I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall.

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are
plain filthy.
I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.

Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour
and not fit to drink.
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in 3 pieces.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at
6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please
do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy
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