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Lilli Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 12 Dec 2003 Posts: 4218
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:26 pm Post subject: "BOOTS!" |
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"BOOTS!"
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on.
When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."
She didn't know if she should laugh or . She mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots . . . " _________________
I pass to you the torch that Christ once passed to me.
Others are still in the dark and need
the light to see.
"I AM"
"Gathering the fragments so that
none are lost"
His Shepherdess
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BabyBuD senior member


Joined: 21 Dec 2003 Posts: 114 Location: in my own little world
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PotSmokingFiend senior member


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 333 Location: On a small blue/green planet in one of the outer spiral arms of a Galaxy called 'The Milky Way'.
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 _________________ 'Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes. Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there, I'll be there.' Incubus - Drive |
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Echo Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Posts: 1899 Location: England
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lol _________________
| Tom Petty wrote: |
Well I know what’s right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin’ me around
But I’ll stand my ground and I won’t back down
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