Presents for mom

[Echo]

Another funny I wish to share with you


Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered greatly. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a $100,000 theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."
The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It took 20 priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot
will recite it."
The other brothers were truly impressed. After the holidays, Mom sent out her thank you notes. She wrote: " Milton , the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole
house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home. I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.
The thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and seating for 50 people, but all my friends
are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
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[Rev. Bob]

you always have a selection of jokes man - cheers


some american decided to do a survey to find out what the knob on the end of a man's penis was really all about [californian,i believe].
so they spent three years and 100 thousand dollars and decided that the 'knob' was to give the man more enjoyment when the french minister for culture heard this he decided that the french would find out they spent 240 thousand yoyos' [€] and found out that the 'knob' on the end of a man's penis was designed, by evolution, to pleasure the female of the spiecies when news reached australia; a fair dinkum bloke went to the pub and told his mates. after three days and nites :shock:and thirty seven bucks; they had decided that the 'knob' on the end of a man's penis was to keep your hand from slipping off & hitting you in the forehead ]

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[Echo]

LOL


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[Lilli]

lol
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[Rev. Chazman]

Thats funny

Peace
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[Rev. Bob]

i edited that cos i messed up the punchline
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[TrueProCannabis420]

oh jeez... what a waste of money
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great jokes, keep em coming.
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