possible gravestone epitaphs

[BroRo]

Two gravestone epitaphs I've thought of:


'I told you I was ill'

'Cheer up. Life isn't everything'

Any other suggestions?
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don't pull no punches but don't push the river

[Mystic Power]

A map of the cemetary, with a YOU ARE HERE sign.

Bliss,
Ben
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"We are the Ones we have been waiting for."
~Hopi Elder ~

"In Lak'ech"
~ Ancient Mayan: "I am another YOU." ~

[Mystic Power]

A map of the cemetary, with a YOU ARE HERE sign.

Bliss,
Ben
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"We are the Ones we have been waiting for."
~Hopi Elder ~

"In Lak'ech"
~ Ancient Mayan: "I am another YOU." ~

[Fyrefly1]

I like the one in Boot Hill graveyard, Tombstone that reads:

"Here lies Lester Moore
Four Slugs from a forty four
No Les
No more"


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Fyrefly1
"All truth passes through three stages: first it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third it is accepted as self-evident."
Arthur Schopenhauer, 19th Century Philosopher

[Fyrefly1]

I like the one in Boot Hill graveyard, Tombstone that reads:

"Here lies Lester Moore
Four Slugs from a forty four
No Les
No more"


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Fyrefly1
"All truth passes through three stages: first it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third it is accepted as self-evident."
Arthur Schopenhauer, 19th Century Philosopher

[Mystic Power]

I like the Kurt Vonnegut novel where Kilgore Trout wanted his tombstone to read:

Somebody

Sometime to Sometime

He Tried

Bliss,
Ben
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"We are the Ones we have been waiting for."
~Hopi Elder ~

"In Lak'ech"
~ Ancient Mayan: "I am another YOU." ~

[Mystic Power]

I like the Kurt Vonnegut novel where Kilgore Trout wanted his tombstone to read:

Somebody

Sometime to Sometime

He Tried

Bliss,
Ben
_________________
"We are the Ones we have been waiting for."
~Hopi Elder ~

"In Lak'ech"
~ Ancient Mayan: "I am another YOU." ~

[sara]

"NEVER MIND"!


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“When one is connected above,’’ he said
quietly, “he does not fall below.”
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK...

[BroRo]

I knew something like this would happen
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don't pull no punches but don't push the river

[BroRo]

Once I was Fred
Now I'm dead
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don't pull no punches but don't push the river

[revjohn]

"I've been down but not like this before"

[IntrepidEZJ]

I had a few pop to mind, not my best.

"On Vacation"

"If you are reading this, I will now haunt you"

"feeding the worms"

"plant your weed here"