THC - Cannabis - Ministry :: Community Forum Index
Politix

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    THC - Cannabis - Ministry :: Community Forum Index -> Jokes, games and funnies
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
sara
Cannabis Sacrament Minister
Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 29 May 2003
Posts: 448

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:10 pm    Post subject: Politix Reply with quote

"What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
#2 Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
#3 We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
#4 The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
#5 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.
_________________
“When one is connected above,’’ he said
quietly, “he does not fall below.”
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Mystic Power
admin THC-Ministry YahooGroup
admin THC-Ministry YahooGroup


Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 3605
Location: Key West

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Rolling Eyes Laughing

Too True....

Bliss On, Anyways...

Ben
_________________
"We are the Ones we have been waiting for."
~Hopi Elder ~

"In Lak'ech"
~ Ancient Mayan: "I am another YOU." ~
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Romadon
Cannabis Sacrament Minister
Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Posts: 870
Location: Indiana - USA

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

That one otta make a good emailer.
_________________
"The world's religions have done more to harm humankind than to help it."

('ELOHIM 'AH_VAH)


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Echo
Cannabis Sacrament Minister
Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 14 Apr 2003
Posts: 1899
Location: England

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Sara!
_________________
Tom Petty wrote:
Well I know what’s right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin’ me around
But I’ll stand my ground and I won’t back down
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Fyrefly1
Cannabis Sacrament Minister
Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 2209

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes............Cool
_________________
Fyrefly1
"All truth passes through three stages: first it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third it is accepted as self-evident."
Arthur Schopenhauer, 19th Century Philosopher
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Lilli
Cannabis Sacrament Minister
Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 12 Dec 2003
Posts: 4218

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
_________________

I pass to you the torch that Christ once passed to me.
Others are still in the dark and need
the light to see.
"I AM"
"Gathering the fragments so that
none are lost"
His Shepherdess
http://missouri.thcministry.org/
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    THC - Cannabis - Ministry :: Community Forum Index -> Jokes, games and funnies All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
Public forum Public Forum Members only Members only forum Members Group Members Group

THC-Light skin designed for Amsterdam Cannabis Ministry by JuggoPop
phpBB Group | THC Ministry Members | Cannabis Religion | Sacrament | Forum html archives | Site Map | RSS Feed |
ScriptWiz.com phpbb HTML Archiver - Created by ScriptWiz.com and released by Skinz.org