OMFG!!!!! Take a read at this foul nazi propaganda

zero

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

this was posted on my website, i felt it needed to be here.

IF YOU SEE AN ATHIEST

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

CREATION SCIENCE FUN FACTS

Q: Hey Professor! Haven't dinos been extinct for millions of years?
A: Wrong Little Buddy... Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas! And the Earth is less than 10,000 years old!

Q: I saw in a secular movie that T-Rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?
A: No, Secular movies lie! T-Rex was a herbivore, its sharp teeth used to shred plants. The Ark's passengers were safe from harm!

Q: Professor, what are fossils and where did they come from?
A: Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago in the Flood!

Q: I was wondering Professor... Were my ancestors on Noah's Ark?
A: Yes indeed! All of our ancestors were on the Ark... except those of our fishy friends!

Q: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
A: No, Adam and Eve were the first parents and so they never had them! Also, Adam was missing one rib!

Q: Where did cain get his wife?
A: All humans are descendants of Adam and Eve, who had many sons and daughters... so Cain married one of his sisters!

Q: Were Neanderthals the "monkey men" Evolutionists keep talking about?
A: No! Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due to very advanced age and Flood-cloud-related rickets!

Q: My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?
A: God gave your friend that ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism!

KANGAROOS LIVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew knows history because his family lived it!

Hopsiah lives in the Middle East, where his ancestors and those of all the other animals and humans alive today exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago.

But unlike the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia, Hopsiah's family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah!

And Last But Certainly Not Least..........

DINOSAURS ARE ALIVE

http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
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zero · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:19 am Post subject:

seriously, this goes way too far. I thought I'de bring to light this foul propaganda, for all of us to see. It's disturbing and wrong.

this is the non tolerence we all must combat.

This is not an anti xtian post, its just as much for my xtian brothers and sisters as well. See how they destroy your religion
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**Ferre** · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:22 am Post subject:

Those links go to some "PayForSurveys" page if I click them, also nasty btw.
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Romadon · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:27 am Post subject:

Someone otta report you to Dr. D James Kennedy. He'd tell ya God created the entire universe in 6,000 years because with God 1 day = 1,000 years and 1,000 years = 1 day. What's wrong with ya, ya goll-darn heathen, can't ya count? Laughing

zero · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:32 am Post subject:

**Torkel** · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:52 am Post subject:

Yea, these are the teachings of xtian-fanatics.

They see what they're told is there & believe as the others in the crowd do. Not allowed to question anything or be a free-thinker. It was good enough for Grandpa so it's good enough for them too! Wink

Peace, Torkel
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Romadon · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:00 am Post subject:

I don't remember now what it's called how they determine the approximate age of fossils, rocks and earth strata by how much lead is present and the time it takes for uranium to turn into lead? Oh, now I remember, I think it was called carbon dating?

Romadon · Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:08 am Post subject:

Nope, I guess I was looking for Radioisotope-Dating. How strange, that page can't be displayed.

**aeroplane** · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject:

I don't see any problems with this. Laughing

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CREATION SCIENCE FUN FACTS

Q: Hey Professor! Haven't dinos been extinct for millions of years?
A: Wrong Little Buddy... Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas! And the Earth is less than 10,000 years old!

Q: I saw in a secular movie that T-Rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?
A: No, Secular movies lie! T-Rex was a herbivore, its sharp teeth used to shred plants. The Ark's passengers were safe from harm!

Q: Professor, what are fossils and where did they come from?
A: Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago in the Flood!

Q: I was wondering Professor... Were my ancestors on Noah's Ark?
A: Yes indeed! All of our ancestors were on the Ark... except those of our fishy friends!

Q: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
A: No, Adam and Eve were the first parents and so they never had them! Also, Adam was missing one rib!

Q: Where did cain get his wife?
A: All humans are descendants of Adam and Eve, who had many sons and daughters... so Cain married one of his sisters!

Q: Were Neanderthals the "monkey men" Evolutionists keep talking about?
A: No! Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due to very advanced age and Flood-cloud-related rickets!

Q: My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?
A: God gave your friend that ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism!

I thought this part was funny as shit Smile

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ReverendCaveGrower · Cannabis Sacrament Minister Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 220

Oh shit, i went link surfing off that site and found this :

**aeroplane** · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject:

Okay, this is strange. When I click the links here I'm taken to www.web1000.com where I can open my own free website. But I'm not seeing anything except what you guys have posted here. I wonder what's up with the links. Looks Rev. CG made it to the site with crazy information.

Can I still get my PlayStation?
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Elmer's Glue is best.

zero · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject:

This is the second thread i made in november that was bumped today.

i rock
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**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject:

You are..so Cool

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