Mommy,why are you so fat?

zentara · yes, I'm still here... Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 20

A young pregnant woman, who has a 4 year-old daughter, is busy cleaning her house. Her daughter comes in and says "Mommy, how come you are getting so fat?"

The mother replied, "sweetie, I told you that mommy and daddy are having a baby, and the baby is growing in mommy's tummy".

The little girl replied " Well I got that part mommy, but what is that growing in your ass?" :-)
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Romadon · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:54 am Post subject:

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