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aeroplane
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 Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject: Letters From The Raptured |
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Oh my god. These are so funny! Here's a sample from the "Left Behind Letters"
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Dear Friend,
Are you looking for me? Is the world looking for millions of missing people that have just vanished in an instant? Are all little children around the globe part of the missing group? If so, I can tell you what has happened. Don't believe the very convincing lies you will hear. Don't believe UFO's got us. Don't believe some cosmic reaction erased us.
The truth is - are you ready for this? - we're at a wedding. Yup. In fact, we are the "bride." The "groom" is Jesus. |
And the media (which has been using this site as a resource) told us the Branch Davidians were off their rockers! 
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