If your going to pick on something, pick on yourself

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Join in here at this thread and start your own similar.

Seperate the wheat of the true for the chaff of you parables.


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My life highlights in short:

Alabama

1973 - age 11 5th grade by first sack of C-bo( columbian Gold ) 15.00

1974 - age 12 6th grade Try first grow fail. Break into houses for drugs and misc shit.

1975 - age 13 7th grade discover acid whew ;]- got plants growing get busted Start dealing, discover pussy ;]-

1976 - age 14 8th grade Sent to private catholic school, priest tries to molest me I break his head open with candle holder in mass get kicked outta school, but I get first harvest. Make about 3000 bucks. Quit stealing start getting serious about growing

1977 - age 15 9th grade Sent to another private school. Dealing grass, acid, white tops, black beauties, making about 6k a month. Start caddying to cover my ass. Grow on golf courses. Making lots of money.

1978 - age 16 10th grade kicked outta school for dealing and starting a gang - continue growing and dealing sent to a public school. kicked out 2nd week for bashing assistant principles head for calling me a chump. broke into his house and held gun to his head told him if he pressed charges he was dead. He didnt press charges but still kicked outta school.

Dallas

1978 - age 17 11th grade. Sent to bad boy school in Texas. kicked out for having and oz about 3rd week ;]-

New York

1979 - age 18 12th grade Sent to school in New York. 4th day get in fight with 3 guys all of which are gang leaders (warlord) inherent warlordship of 50 member gang. Deal and run gang. kicked outta school after 6 months told to get credit at college and i get a degree otherwise no degree. Get degree but get busted for attemted murder. plea bargain to assault cost 25k in attorney fee's. pissed off I go to three mile island(nuclear power plant)premises and get cuaght trying to blow up reactor.15k gets me a trespassing charge and an order to leave the state ;]-

Oregon

1980 - move to Southern Oregon start growing big time. A few years later figure dealing is less work. buddies get busted mid eighties they get 5 year minimum federal prison, i just miss getting busted on that IRS comes after me for some BS. 40 k attornies fee's get Class B felony.

1983 - A good grow and cash out with about 250,000 and get sick of hippies and pot open a restraunt. IRS comes after me again 25k in attornies fee's I get off scott free ;]-

1984-1990 run restraunt in college town keep busy getting laid by freshmen chicks, go on health kick.

1991 ish Sell restraunt for 400,000 fall in love with girl grow head stash here and there mabey a tad extra ;]-

1992 Have first child and straighten my act out. Go straight.

1993 second kid still straight

1994 - present Still in love have two great kids, get my medical marijuana card ;]- All legal now !

Oh and this is the short story. Add 12 totaled car wrecks, 3 dead bodies, 15 broken bones, 100 plus hits LSD, 50 gr8fuldead shows, 1000 + gallons of whiskey, alot of getting away from the fuzz, cant remember how many beers and qualudes, 2 boat wrecks, 1 plane crash and a bunch of cocaine and more pussy and that about sums it up ;]-

Im sure I am forgetting something too

So see it really could be worse