If Jesus Were A Redneck...

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 12:46 am Post subject: If Jesus Were A Redneck...

Found in my email:

If Jesus Were A Redneck...
5/3/05

He'd have brought a fishing pole with him when he walked on water.

His last words on the cross would have been, "Hey, John-boy, I kin see my house from up here."

He'd be famous for turning water into beer.

The prayer for the Passover meal would have been, "Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat."

His front yard would have been littered with broken down mule carts.

Instead of a grail, King Arthur would been searching for the Holy Beer Mug.

He would have cured blindness by yelling, "Yer healed" and slapping them on the forehead.

The disciples would have included Billy Bob, Scooter, and Bubba.

Sex, drinking, and dancing would clearly have been declared not sinful.

Instead of a fish, the symbol for Jesus would be a fishing lure.
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**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:47 am Post subject:

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PrayerWarrior · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:16 am Post subject:

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:33 am Post subject:

**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject:

Of course 'fournakaitin' which is 'one of them lesser 'sin thangs' is OK cuz everbawdy duzit...

rofl

with a toothless grin!
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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject:

That's the truf'
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**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:

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sara · Cannabis Sacrament Minister Joined: 29 May 2003 Posts: 448

do we have a list of sins around here?
somewhere? I really need to know, what they are.

if we get this meccah place then we should not be doing sins in there, i think it is suppose to be like that,

are we going to pray to someone and ask forgiveness, or so, for our sins, from that list?

my gawd, did we get a list from you ?

Wink

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**Ferre** · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:15 am Post subject:

I'm not an expert but from what I have understood about 'sins' is that we really need to have that as much as possible. Again, I'm not an expert but I did find out that it is a general word for all the fun stuff around. Very Happy

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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:39 am Post subject:

Don't worry, Sara. What some people call sins, I call hobbies.

Bliss on,
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PrayerWarrior · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:18 am Post subject:

LIST OF SINS:
Being mean to someone. Evil or Very Mad

LIST OF REDEMTION:
Love Everyone! Cool

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sara · Cannabis Sacrament Minister Joined: 29 May 2003 Posts: 448

Thanks, now I don't worry! yeah.!
Very Happy

Love everyone ?, is kind of hard on me.

Wink

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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 10:54 am Post subject:

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zero · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:06 pm Post subject:

In Colorado, wearing a red wings jersey is a sin.

also, drinking any dairy product with alcohol is a sin.
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PrayerWarrior · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: