I didn't find this funny

David · Bard Joined: 28 Sep 2003 Posts: 1261

Two men and a woman are at an interview with the CIA, and to show their allegiance they were required to carry out a series of tasks.
The first one task began when they were told their partners were in adjacent rooms.
The first man was handed a gun and he immedately fell to the floor and said with tears pouring out of his eyes, "I can't kill my wife".
The second man came out of the room after 5mins and said "look I tried, but there is no way I can kill my wife".
The women was handed the gun and after 6 shots and a lot of crashing and banging she came out and said, "cor, you could have informed me the gun held blanks, I ended up having to, beat him with the chair leg to complete that task".

**viper** · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:45 am Post subject:

Hilarious .................

Tell that to any group of women and they'll love you.
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malloryjade · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

yes, Viper you are right.
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**Brother Adam** · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:36 am Post subject:

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Police officers acquitted for beating a 64 yr old man recently in New Orleans. In the words of their defense attorney "all he had to do was comply"....and they wouldn't have fractured his face.