Holiday Inn vs Nursing Home

[Lilli]

Our dear sista Kate sent me this and its worth a spot here

Holiday Inn vs Nursing Home
>
> With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00,
> there
is
> a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on
> reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term stay discount
> and senior discount of $49.23 per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for
> breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant I want, or room service.
> Laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. And a computer hook-up
free!
> Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer,
dryer,
> etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo
> and soap. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. $5 worth of
> tips a
day
> will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. There is city bus
> stop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick
> you up
(if
> you fake a decent limp). To meet other nice people, call a church bus
> on Sundays. For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and
> eat at one of the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport,
> fly somewhere. Otherwise the cash keeps building up. It takes months
> to get
into
> decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today. &
> you are not stuck in one place forever, you can move from Inn to Inn,
> or even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn
there too.
TV
> broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No
problem.
> They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience. The Inn has
> a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see
> if
you
> are ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or an ambulance. If you
> fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn
> will
upgrade
> you to a suite for the rest of your life. And no worries about visits
> from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check
> in for a few days mini- vacation. They & grand kids can use the pool.
> What more can you ask for? So: When I reach the Golden Age I'll face
it with a grin.
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