Have You Got The Brain Of A Professional, 4 simple questions

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>>Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But

>>don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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>>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
>>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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>>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

>>refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
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>>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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>>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

>>just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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>>Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
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>>4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
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>>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
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>>listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
>>tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
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>>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four

>>year old.

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**Brother Adam** · Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:10 am Post subject:

1. Giraffe won't fit in the fridge.
2. Elephant won't fit either.
3. Just because you put an elephant in a fridge doesn't mean other elephants can't attend.
4. How would you know you've come across a river inhabited by crocodiles if there are none there?

This test has got to be a joke. There is no way this tests how "professional" somebody is. I've seen it numerous places across the internet, and it has yet to make sense. There is also nothing in the first two questions to denote that they are related or sequenced actions. The questions are presented separately and not in conjecture with each other, so in fact, it makes more sense to answer them as separate situations. I may be the only one that sees it that way though...it's typical for me. Laughing

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IntrepidEZJ · Cannabis Sacrament Minister Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 381

I thought, 100 percent, precisely, the answers you mentioned.

So that is now "2".

**Brother Adam** · Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject:

I'd just like the chance to enlighten the original author as to how much of a moron this test makes them look like.
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**aeroplane** · Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject:

My thoughts were:
Q: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Well, a giraffe won't fit unless you grind it up, and that's a LOT of giraffe burger.

Q: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Sorry, can't think about that just yet. I'm still putting packages of giraffe in the fridge.

Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one .. Which animal does not attend?
A: Who gives a shit? I'm too damned busy switching out the packages of giraffe burger with elephant burger, and I don't think it's all going to fit!

Q: There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
A: I'll give them the ground meat and float across in the fridge.

Man, was I off.
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**Ferre** · Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject:

LOL

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