haha

RevSmokinJay · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: haha

3 men are on an expedition in the amazon.. 1 Frenchman...1 Englishman...1 American....
They get captured by a native tribe of cannabils.. They are then told, we are going to sacrafice you, eat your flesh and use your skin to stretch over tree branches to make canoes. But we will let you choose the way you are going to die.
They approach the Frenchman first.. " How do you choose to die?" He states, "give me a gun". He then states. " Ce la vie. (sp?) and then shoots himself. The cannabils stripped his skin made two canoes and feasted on him for 2 weeks.
After 2 weeks they approached the Englishman. "How do you choose to die?" After thought he states,"give me a sword". He then states," God Save The Queen". and stabs himself. The cannabils then make 3 canoes and feast from his flesh for 3 weeks...
Meanwhile the American is thinkin, " I don't want to die"..
Well the cannabils approach him and state, "How do you choose to go?"
After much thought the American states, "Give me a fork!!!"
Dumbfounded the cannabils honor his request and hand the American a crude fork made from bone. The American then looks at them and smiles.
He proceeds to stabbing himself numerous times from head to toe. All the while screaming, " Fuck Your Canoes".....

**Mystic Power** · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject:

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drcannabis · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:05 pm Post subject:

hahahahah hillarious!!

tnx for that!
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doG · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject:

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4_Bob2Marley_0 · Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:28 am Post subject:

haha..nice one Laughing

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4_Bob2Marley_0 · Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:29 am Post subject:

do you have anymore jokes??
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