freaking out DRUG TEST

[ozzys13]

I have been on probation for maybe 3 months now for posession of alcohol.
My P.O. hasnt drug tested me until today.

Thursday April 6th in Panama City, i took 4-5 hits off this kids , it was probably mids. Next morning PO calls and says i have a drug test, i tell he rim outa town she says Tuesday at 12 then. (thats like 4 1/2 days)

So..i freaked out now, and ive been drinking water like mad crazy, gatorade, vitamin b, oatmeal, i also went to GNC and got the omni cleansing water drink i chugged that 30 min or more before my drug test today...

i also pissed twice before i left, and i drank coke, and i pissed in the toilet first then in the cup and then the last of my piss in the toilet...

someone help, i just wish i passed..im freaking out

she hadnt drug tested me for like 3 months now..and outof the blue..today...

[Pepper]

Certainly there are no guarantees but if you only smoked a few hits then you're probably OK. Good luck

[rev.Sean]

no guarantees, but try this http://thcministry.org/sacrament/cannabis_thc_calc.exe

peace
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[IntrepidEZJ]

So what happened?

Did you pass or what?

[4_Bob2Marley_0]

i bought some VALE thats what it was called! but that stuff only works for piss tests, i got a salivatest

it was $52.00
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[Officer]

I only know of ONE working THC mask. Most are myths, such as drinking water for two weeks (water can't dissolve oils out of fat) or goldenseal, and even others are simply misleading or not worth the effort. Any tea or shake that directs you to add one gallon of water in order to pass a drug test isn't doing much for you that the water wouldn't do by itself.

After much research, the only substance that appears to prevent the detection of cannabinoid metabolites by common urinalysis is Salyic Acid. Perhaps you've heard of acetylsalic acid? Remove the acetate and you're left with Salic Acid. The real trick is not aquiring it, nor is it perfoming the required reactions, nope..the trickiest part is knowing just WHEN to start taking that aspirin

It may sound strange, but when you consider how unreliable drug testing is (especially when it comes to false positives) the doubt begins to fade. I passed a 12 panel drug test after a week of lessened sacrament use followed by two weeks of none. Does that prove aspirin works? No. I gave the instructions to an individual who was expecting a drug test the following afternoon, heavy smoker with a 'clean time' of roughly six hours. Both the smoker and his friend passed.

In my opinion drug testing is not something we should be submitting to. I'm still looking to see if we have a documented precedent of refusal to submit based on religeon (esepecially with my habit of picking jobs that drug-screen) , but until we do, aspirin can be an effective weapon. I used chewable aspirin starting about an hour before the test. The idea is to have the salic acid strongly present in the sample given to the Pharoah....I mean employer (biblical slave-humor).

More information about the uses of aspirin to prevent a false (or accurate) positive is available online. There's even a good chance that those little white "Clean your system for hours!" tablets sold on websites of questionable natures are nothing more than $45 aspirins.
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