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aeroplane Cannabis Sacrament Minister


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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:01 pm Post subject: Find the guests at Wanda's funneral. |
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Dear FOW (Friends of Wanda),
It has been 10 days since Wanda the Wonderful White Widow's funneral and it had taken me a while to post a report on it. The house just seems so quiet without her here to have her guests over, real and imaginary.
Well, it was no wonder that Wanda's funneral was so well attended by dignitaries of the film, science, music, creative, cartoon, and other worlds. Wanda's funneral really became an inter-dimensional party with celebrities popping up everywhere.
Beck looked surprised to find himself caught in a rip in the fabric of his own reality as he was having a dream of Jane Goodall kissing Aldous Huxley on the cheek. Meanwhile, they were having dreams of their own.
Charlie Brown heard from Gary Coleman that you had to be over a certain age to get in, but Gary wasn't sure how old you had to be because Gary was trippin' pretty hard and he started hearing voices. Then that little shit sneaked some uninvited guests in. Charlie made a Gene Simmons mask hoping to look old enough to crash the party.
On his way to the funneral/party Charlie met one of Jane Goodall's imaginary chimps. Charlie Brown told the chimp why he was wearing the mask, so the chimp made a Timothy Leary mask, but it didn't fit him very well. I pretended not to notice, because I thought it was a pretty good attempt for a primate.
Unfortunately, by the time I was able to take this photo (which has not been altered in anyway, however it was taken in an altered state of mind), Jimi Hendrix had started a fire on Wanda and things really got outta hand.
Lennon had a flashback to an acid trip when he experienced being a dance floor for Charo, which then caused more dimensions to open up.
Jane Fonda & Santa took a roll in Wanda.
Belushi and Cocker tried to out-Cocker each other.
Then a porthole opened up and a goddess named Monica Belucci let an Evil Klown in who was looking for "...that !#%& asshole!" brother Zero. I mean, things just got weird. I do not have words for it. But I do have a photo.
Click image to enlarge.
Here's a list of names of the guests (real and imaginary) that signed the guest book incase you're curious and want to try to find them in the group photo.
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Bach, JS, Baker, Josephine, Barrymoore, Drew, Beavis, Belucci, Monica, Belushi, John, Björk, Blair, T, Brown, Charley, Bush, Lil' G., Butthead, Carlin, George, Carter, Jimmy, Castro, Charo, Chavez, Ché, Cheney, Dickie-boy, Chimp, Churchill, W., Clooney, George, Cocker, Joe, Coleman, Gary, Costello, Elvis, Depp, Johnny, Eastwood, Clint, Fields, WC, Fonda, Jane, Garcia, Jerry, Ghandi, Goodall, Jane, Hendrix, Jimi, Hepburn, Katherine, Huxley, Aldous, Jackson, Michael (1 &3), Jesus, Joplin, Janis, Kitt, Eartha (orig. catwoman), Lennon, John, Liu, Lucy, Loren, Sophia, Marley, Bob, McCormick, Maureen (Marsha Brady) Monroe, Marilyn, Morita, Pat, Morrison, Jim, Nelson, Willy, Newmor, Julie (catwoman), Nixon, Dickie-man, Opra, Pitt, Brad, Presley, Elvis, Romero, Cesar (joker), Sagan, Carl, Santa, Simon, Carley, Simons, Gene, Sinatra, Frank, Sitting Bull, Snoopy, Streep, Meryl, THE EVIL KLOWN!, Turner, Lana, Walberg, Mark, Weaver, Signourney, West, Mae,
Zeta-Jones, Catherine
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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Nice job there Aero. I'm glad Wanda had a good send off. _________________
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