Dumb Blonde in First Class

zentara · yes, I'm still here... Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 20

A "sugar daddy" was sending his blonde bimbo girlfriend back to Dallas after a weekend in New York, but he only bought her a coach ticket. Well she boarded the plane, and immediately went and sat in the First Class section. The stewardess went up to her and said, "Miss, your ticket is for coach, you can't sit in First Class. The bimbo responded "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I belong in First Class". The stymied stewardess went to the pilots cabin, and summoned the co-pilot to talk to her. The co-pilot reiterated to her, that she only had a coach ticket, and could not stay in First Class.
Again she reponded, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I belong in First Class". The frustrated co-pilot went and got the captain. The captain said, "don't worry I know how to handle this". The captain went back, and whispered something into the blonde's ear, and she promptly got up and went back into the coach section.

Amazed, the co-pilot asked the captain, "What did you say to her?". The captain responded, "it was simple, I just told her that the First Class section dosn't stop in Dallas".
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Rev. Bob · Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:49 pm Post subject:

you sexist you Laughing

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