cowboy joke

BroRo · Banned Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 85 Location: here

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE AHAVIN' TO DO WHAT I DONE BACK IN TEXAS!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say, pardner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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**Torkel** · Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject:

Good one, BroRo.

rofl

Peace,
Torkel
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BroRo · Banned Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 85 Location: here

Try this one for size pardner:

A three-legged dog walks into the saloon and announces, “I’m a lookin’ fer the man what shot my paw.”
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don't pull no punches but don't push the river