Clever Signs

[Lilli]

Clever Signs...



Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please, back in."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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I pass to you the torch that Christ once passed to me.
Others are still in the dark and need
the light to see.
"I AM"
"Gathering the fragments so that
none are lost"
His Shepherdess
http://missouri.thcministry.org/

[Rev.Holden Greene]

wow r those real i got some i seen 4 you

at a pizza shop - have you had a good piece lately

at a spine & clinic - we now accept p.o.t. (dont know what p.o.t. meant but i doubt its what i was thinkin)

at a reasturaunt - they told me to change the sign so i did

on a carpet truck - we lay only the best

outside a reasturaunt - whats the deal with my drier & socks

at a bar - liquor in the front poker in the rear

at another bar - if god ate acid would he see people

at a reaturaunt - now hiring losers (clasic)
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"look...the people you are looking for are the people you depend on.we cook your meals , we haul your trash ,we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances,we guard you while you sleep"

Tyler Durdan