Chinese sick leave

**Torkel** · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: Chinese sick leave

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Peace,
Torkel Laughing

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Echo · Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:39 pm Post subject:

Old but fuuny Wink

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