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aeroplane
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 Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:03 pm Post subject: Bush nominates Jesus H. Christ to High Court |
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Bush Gives Christ SCOTUS Nod
Monday, November 21, 2005
WASHINGTON (AP) - Reeling from the rebuke he received over the nomination of Harriet Miers, George Bush nominated former carpenter Jesus Harold Christ today to the nation’s highest court. “I’ve been saying for years now that he’s my favorite philosopher,” the President remarked, “so I think the American people will be proud when they get to know J.C.’s judicial philosophicalness.”
Bush called on the Senate to “review every aspect of Jesus’ qualifications fairly and with haste. It’s important that we get an up-down vote on this nomination by the end of the year”.
Holy Nomination Deemed Controversial
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
WASHINGTON (NYT) - Despite being the figurehead of one of the world’s largest religions, the nomination of Jesus Christ to replace Sandra Day O’Connor on the Supreme Court is getting a mixed reaction on the Hill from Democrats — and Republicans.
“Who is this guy?”, universally-beloved maverick John McCain asked reporters. “I find it hard to believe that this guy has gone thirty-three years without ever taking a stand on Roe v. Wade.”
In an off-the record interview with the Times, Senator Chuck Schumer added “He seems like a nice guy, but I’ll need to see what comes out during the conformation process before making any decisions”.
Conservatives Revolt Over Jesus
Tuesday, December 6, 2005
WASHINGTON (UPI) - In a strong blow to President Bush, conservative activists have rallied against the nomination of Jesus Christ to the Supreme Court.
“We were promised a strict constructionist,” television panhandler Pat Robertson told reporters. “We don’t know anything about his views on gay marriage, stem cells, or any other important issues. God-fearing Christians like me who gave this President the White House deserve to know where this nominee stands.”
The Christ nomination is seen as the latest rebuke for a President who, in recent weeks, has seen a stock market crash, the execution of top aides for treason, and the flooding of New Orleans by Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, and Gamma.
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there much more and I would post it but I laughed my ass off and now I need to find it.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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too funny, thanks for the laugh aero.
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Jackie
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:19 am Post subject: |
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thanx for giving me a good laugh,very good indeed,I do hope you'll find the rest too! 
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