books never written

BroRo · Banned Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 85 Location: here

Time for some juvenilia.

Books never written:

How to Serve Your Fellow Man by The Cannibals
Different Ways to Spell 'Bob'
The Amish Phone Book
Things I Love About Bill by Hilary Clinton
Kitty's Revenge by Claude Balls
The Art of Being Discreet by Anonymous
How to Exercise by Eileen and Ben Dover
Al Gore: The Wild Years
I was Prepared by Justin Case
The Yellow River by I. P Daily
Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
Mike Tyson's Big Book of Baby Names
Twenty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont

Any more suggestions?
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Stokes · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject:

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Where love is, there God is also.

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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject:

**aeroplane** · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

The Longest Yard by Moe D. Laun
69 Ways to Better Sex by Dr. Orell Plasure
Brown Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Dung
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**Ferre** · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:23 am Post subject:

"How to become the ideal son-in-law" by Ferre
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BroRo · Banned Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 85 Location: here

One Wife is Best by Henry V111
Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
Great Restaurants by Bo Leamick
Human Rights Advances in China
Attractive Floral Arrangements by Arnold Schwarzenegger
What Happens When you Light a Fart by Hugh Gexplo Zhun( stretching it a bit that one I reckon!)
Things That Itch by Mike Rotch
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Echo · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:46 pm Post subject:

"How to stay out of other people businesses" by Gerge Bush Senior_ words, George Bush Junior_ graphics. A combined effort.

"How to raise your teen child" by Andrea Yates.

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**aeroplane** · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:33 pm Post subject:

More Great Restaurants by Sal Manilla
Things to avoid when around bulls by I. C. Redd
and...
The High Life by Merry Juana!
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Three Mile Island by Ray Dio Aktiv is a must read.
Under The Bleachers by I. Seymore Butts is great bathroom reading.
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug
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than the drug itself."

US President Jimmy Carter

doja · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject:

indicaspice · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

You guys are nuts.
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BroRo · Banned Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 85 Location: here

This is compulsive reading. A real page turner and unputdownable.

30 years in the saddle by Major Assburn

Which reminds me. What do you call a dinosaur that ate hot curries? A megasauras.
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Stokes · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject:

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BroRo · Banned Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Posts: 85 Location: here

Where have all the animals gone by Darin Dabarn
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**Mystic Power** · Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:13 pm Post subject:

"MAKE THE PIE HIGHER: My life in Public Service"
by George W. Bush
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David · Bard Joined: 28 Sep 2003 Posts: 1261

How to become a millionaire. by Robin Banks
How to grab the attention of a woman. by Ivor Biggon