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Torkel
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 Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:11 pm Post subject: ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN |
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I found this joke at the afterdowningstreet site & wanted to post it here.
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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No
problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I
want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for
you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a
motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!! " Bush is a
little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are
handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!" |
Peace,
Torkel 
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ahahahahahahahahaha
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oldmanmozz
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Echo
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And if their fathers don't do it, somebody else will...
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aeroplane
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drcannabis
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LOL
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