About sex :o

Echo · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 10:52 pm Post subject: About sex :o

My friend Buzz sent this to me today. It made me laugh and I share.

CHILDREN, Out! It's about sex Laughing

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

LOUD SEX:
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

WOMEN'S HUMOR
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says..... "I'll miss you."
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Lilli · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:28 am Post subject: hahaha

roflmao
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indicaspice · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:12 am Post subject:

Those were hilarious, thanks for sharing.
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Rev. Chazman · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 7:14 am Post subject:

Haha you made me smile. No small feat that! Smile

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Rev. Bob · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:47 pm Post subject:

Mary and I cracked up
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BabyBuD · Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:37 am Post subject: crazy lol

LOL that was crazy i liked the wedding anniversary sex one lol Laughing

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