A man walks into a drug store

Lilli · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:09 am Post subject: A man walks into a drug store

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?".

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday; one for Saturday; and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men.", the dad answers. "TWO for Friday; TWO for Saturday; and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January; one for February; one for . . . ."
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**Ferre** · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:22 am Post subject:

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Lilli · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:09 am Post subject:

If you continue to ignore this warning sign
There are a few things you should know
Not only will your health get bad
Your penis will no longer grow
You know that it’s very embarrassing
When your Willy does not respond
No matter how hard you may try to get it up
There’s no magic left in your wand
That penis you thought was so mighty
Now becomes a useless utility
Instead of making passionate love
The only thing it does now is pee
I don’t mean to be pessimistic
Nor do I want to sound so mean
If you don’t quit smoking, you’ll be replaced
By a vibrating love machine
The stud muffin that you thought you were
Now becomes a slam against you friend
The nookie you had was plentiful long ago
Now it comes to an abrupt end
So the next time you feel you need one
And you put one in your mouth
Remember your once proud Willy looking north
Will now be looking sadly south Embarassed

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**Fyrefly1** · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:35 am Post subject:

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Echo · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject:

That's why I don't believe in marriage Wink

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Lilli · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject:

a repost for the new friends this was a good one

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Echo · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:

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