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Ferre
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 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: A Bit of Humor about Who Reads What |
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| Anonimous wrote: |
Who Reads What
By Anonymous
- The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
- The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
- The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
- USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
- The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
- The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
- The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
- The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
- The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
- The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that those people stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
- The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
- None of these is read by the guy who is running the country into the ground.
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kytaira
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| Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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That was cute Ferre!
Thanks!
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| Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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Yep....that's a good find.
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what about playboy?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Playboy is read by people who want to "meat" you.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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The Scientist?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Echo wrote: |
| The Scientist? |
16 year old nerds who hide their Playboy's under their mattress?
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LMAO!!!
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The Watch Tower? (I can't wait to read this.)
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People who knock on doors every day of the year, but have to stay home on Halloween because they don't observe holidays.
The one day that everybody else is out....knocking on doors...
I love the irony....
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