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Torkel Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 1396 Location: West Virginia, USA
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: 3 men in hell |
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3 men in hell
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
to he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "oh man I just love alcohol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
to the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, i was really unfaithful to my wife man". so the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
the third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just love weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! the man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
the devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "im gay! im gay!". finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. he looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
Peace,
Torkel _________________ Miller vs U.S. (230 F 2nd 486,489): "The claim and exercise of a Constitutional right cannot be converted into a crime."
Miranda vs Arizona (384 U.S. 436, 125): "Where rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be no rule-making or legislation which would abrogate them."
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indicaspice Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 16 Nov 2003 Posts: 1491 Location: somewhere on earth
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:45 am Post subject: |
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Don Quixote Cannabis Sacrament Minister


Joined: 11 May 2005 Posts: 547 Location: london
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:58 am Post subject: |
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(' ') nice one. |
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drcannabis regular contributor


Joined: 09 Sep 2005 Posts: 33 Location: Liverpool
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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nice post!!
lol _________________ http://www.thc-ministry.net/
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[Bob Marley]
Sheriff John Brown always hate I,
for what, I never know.
Everytime I plant a seed,
he said, kill it before it grow.
He said, kill them before they grow. |
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4_Bob2Marley_0 senior member


Joined: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 229 Location: Chicago,Il
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4_Bob2Marley_0 senior member


Joined: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 229 Location: Chicago,Il
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:36 am Post subject: |
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nice post man !!
Keep toking  _________________ Legalize!
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