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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:00 am    Post subject: 2 tough questions Reply with quote

This is interesting
Subject: Fw: 2 tough questions - Test your moral and
character

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,

and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response
for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with
astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain
smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a
vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide
first... no
peeking,then scroll down for the response.






Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you
said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting
isn't it? Makes
a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see
the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that
has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following
statistics:


* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
year...


Can you guess which organization this is?






Give up yet?








It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The
same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest
of us in line.

You gotta pass this on...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed Shocked younuts roflol roflol roflol roflol roflol roflol You made you point:roflol:
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: P.S. Reply with quote

If you want to grow roses or cannabis your going to need SHIT!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that was awesome....
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the congress thing! that is
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